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The Signs as I Have Known them
- Aries: Energy, aggressively enthusiastic, WRITES IN CAPS A LOT, will fight three suns for sport, clever as fuck, dotes on friends usually by relentless teasing, memes, simultaneously a 12 year old and a 5000 year old, asshole.
- Taurus: Earthy, probably immortal hippies, chill until you cross their line then they'll explode all over your sorry ass, perverted as hell. Will surprise you and have a very high tolerance as well as stamina.
- Gemini: Real handy (literally). They're all good with anything that requires dexterity like drawing or just traditional crafts. Lowkey hella dead on the inside but only their closest friends are aware of it.
- Cancer: Soft. And smol. Delicate and pretty but will fuck you up. Sweet beings that usually just like art and helping people. Either really good at video games or a casual there is no in between. Hopeless romantic with 6,969 kinks.
- Leo: An ass. Like an Aries but 60% more chill. Lover of the grand, likes big flashy things lowkey and highkey. Super dual-sided sometimes, both hard as hell but also really soft and emotional. Actual asshole housecat.
- Virgo: OW THE EDGE, that one kid in class who fucking knows everything and should probably in college teaching a class, smart as fuck, chill as fuck but also zero chill. Either so organized it hurts or is a complete mess.
- Libra: Really friendly, hard to read sometimes. Likes to be nice to everyone. Actual pure angels that have done nothing wrong. Sometimes really emo but really still super friendly and approachable. Best friend material.
- Scorpio: Literally most fun friends ever. Funny but dark af and highkey edgy but really loyal and great. Seem intimidating and whatnot but are actually scared and fragile and need to be held.
- Sagittarius: Big ass nerds, hardcore when it comes to gaming. Philosophical and deep af but also huge memes. Direct and tells you as it is but is always super nice and warm to all their friends.
- Capricorn: Super sweet. Good at working, hard workers, but they procrastinate like all the time (and still get shit done??). Also pretty good at games and are really fucking devoted to them. Like really devoted.
- Aquarius: Eccentric. Makes shitposts, probably an irl shitpost. Fun to talk to if you can keep up with them. Also talented at games and could probably win all the time but don't which is weird because they're actually really good.
- Pisces: Smol fish babies. Spiritual, probably irl water fairies. Like Cancer but less emotional and more dreamy. Also super friendly. They, too, like to be nice to absolutely everyone. Pure for the most part.






